Defending my crown

After my unexpected victory in Dom's 'Hottest Outfit' competition, I was duty-bound to return for his 'Hottest Bikini' contest in order to attempt to defend my crown against a new set of contenders. I mean, I assume it's a case of winner stays on, right? 

So vote #2 if you approve of my dick-patterned bikini, which I definitely think has to go down as the cutest of the, admittedly very similar, bunch of bikinis.

If not mine, which bikini do I think is hottest? I voted #4 because you've got to love the simplicity of a seductive all black little number. Especially when it's hugging such a yummy set of humps.

Of course, there would be no shame being dethroned by any of these sexy efforts. I just hope that I can at least scrape one or two votes and avoid the dreaded "nil points" that us Brits so fear in the run up to Eurovision season.