Monday, 2 December 2024

She can leave her hat on


Holy fucking shitballs! I literally only just realised that it's December. Which can mean only one thing! That's right! It's time to unlock my festive wardrobe and start dressing for the holiday season!

Say goodbye to all that black and hello to white and green. Of course, the red can stay. I mean, what colour is my Christmasy then red, right!

And do you know what is even more exciting than the first day out in Crimbo clothes? Seeing that you're not the only one! OK, OK, OK, Emmy wasn't really wearing any proper clothes. Just socks and a hat. But those socks and hat were 100% festive!


Actually, I even got a telling off for forgetting to wear one of my own Crimbo hats. To be fair, I was a little distracted getting some special things ready for today but it was a fair cop. So I did belatedly trudge home to grab one out of the pile of them in the bottom of my wardrobe.

To atone for my oversight, I also had to give Emmy a flash of my 'baubles' and 'tinsel'. I'll let you work those euphemisms out for yourselves...

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