Tuesday, 24 December 2024

Crimbo Party Time


A Christmas Party really should be impossible to get wrong. You literally don't need even the slightest bit of imagination. Just lean on the tired and trusted festive tropes that you will know will serve us all well.

So when I arrived to the sight of 20 dancers strutting their stuff to generic EDM, my heart sang. Really, how hard is it to book some DJs who will actually play something with a Christmas flavour? It's just fucking deja vu from one community party to the next. And I know that I'm not the only one who is sick but here we are having to talk about it for the umpteenth time. 


OK, that's my negativity out of the way. I hope...

On the flip, my calls for a kissing booth with mistletoe were finally listened to so that was a definite plus point. And yes, I did try it out! As soon as I pointed it out to Emmy, she marched me there for some tonsil action. 

It was pretty dreamy but I had to cut our time in the booth short as a queue was starting to develop and I know that we could have easily hogged the place for the whole evening if we weren't being considerate towards others. Instead we found a nice quiet bench to make out on until Jess and Father Christmas showed up for some sexy photo ops.


Of course, it wasn't the really Santa. Just Oliver Cream dressing up as him once again. OK, that can be another plus point for the event for a nice bit of guest engagement. 

And, actually, there was a nice little selection of places to stop and pose for some quick snaps or just hang out. Various little cabins for food and drink, gifts and souvenirs or just to straight up fuck in if you were feeling horny.

Or you could venture up into the hills if you felt obliged to pay a visit to church or just wanted to find some slightly more secluded chalet for, you know, fucking in.


Ok, so now that I've warmed up to it, apart from the shitty music and ridiculously sized dance team as the focal point of the Crimbo arena, it was actually pretty nice. Very festive feeling except for probably the easiest part to get right.

And, what's more, they even had a second chance to play so festive jingles for us to dance to. Obviously, the complaints of the last few events being over-populated and an absolute nightmare had been heard, as they opened up a second arena this time to allow guests to be spread between two locations instead of just one.


It actually did a very good job of combatting the overcrowding problem, although it did make the event feel a little less unifying for the whole community. On balance though, I'd say it was worthwhile doing. It's just a shame that the second location also played the same shitty EDM as the first one we visited. Apart from that though, I'd say that the second location did a better job than the first.

Like I said before, the first impression of the first location was pretty negative but that wasn't the case with the second location. Well, apart from the same shit coming from the speakers. But the dance team situation was much more under control and tasteful at location 2 and it just felt a lot more about guests having a fun time instead of grandstanding from the organisers to make the biggest impression possible, regardless of whether it was a good one or not.

I mean, I got to sit on Santa's lap (and boy was he big!), snuggle up to the Grinch, hang out with a snowman and chillax with a cute penguin.


At the end of the day, whilst both locations looked stunning and there were some thing to do at both places, ultimately the thing that makes these things truly enjoyable and, on this front, this event came up trumps for me.

In Jess, I had my usual event buddy back. She brought Chris with her, who I did my best to entice into some pics with the Jess, Emmy and I but he was having known of it because apparently people only want to see cute girls. I did manage to snap him dancing with Jess but its a shame we couldn't get a nice team photo of all of us together. 

Add Perrie's banter into the mix and that's a fun little pose to party with. And, as a bonus, my elusive husband even showed up and joined us. I was starting to worry that he'd been sucked into a blackhole after note seeing him for months. 

So yeah, it turned into a really fun evening but more so because of the company I had than anything else. And I think I'll leave it there on that positive note.


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