Plug time

No, not that sort of plug, you filthy perverts! Get your minds out of the gutter...

What I actually mean is, it's time for an unsolicited advert for a date to go in your diaries, folks. 

I only managed to catch the tail end of The Library's first masquerade ball but I thought it was wonderful. Since then, other commitments and various distractions have sadly gotten in the way of me being able to attend again but let's see if that is something that I can put right in a couple of weeks time.

I'm really going to try to make it this time so, hopefully, I will get to see you all there!

And, you know, maybe that other plug idea wasn't a bad one actually... Maybe, if I do make it, I'll be wearing one under my dress. And if you see me there, you won't be able to help but wonder if I've got one in my butt or not. I might even catch you staring at my ass trying to make out if you can see the outline of anything pressing against the soft material of my dress. 

If I do, it'll just be my little secret though...