Happy Newd Year

Nope, I'm not gonna do it. I'm not going to wish everyone a Happy New Year because, as I have previously explained, I think it is the biggest waste of time that has only been kept alive by the rampant commercialisation of it.

So, once again, I am going to wish you a Happy Newd Year instead. I think that is something that is much easier to get on board with. And, with that in mind, I hope that 2024 is full of all of the nudity and lewdness that your heart could possibly desire.

Hmm, I wonder... Is it too late to change my 2024 calendar to include Newd Yearts Day instead of New Year's Day? That's something I might have to begin doing in next year's edition.