A day for us singles

I've gone into a fair bit of detail about Single's Appreciation Day in past years so I was struggling for inspiration for what to write for this year.

In my desperation I decided to try an experiment. Since AI-generated content is all the rage at the moment, I decided to give ChatGPT a spin to see what it thought about Single's Appreciation Day and whether it would come up with any suggestions to spark my creativity.

Sadly, it failed miserably as you can see below...

"Single's Appreciation Day is a holiday that is not widely recognized or celebrated. It is not a officially recognized holiday like Valentine's Day.

Valentine's Day is a holiday that is celebrated on February 14th and is dedicated to expressing love and affection to romantic partners. It is traditionally associated with flowers, chocolates, and gift-giving. It is a day for couples to express their love for one another and is widely recognized and celebrated around the world.

In contrast, Single's Appreciation Day is not a widely recognized or celebrated holiday, and it is not clear when it is celebrated or how it is typically marked."

- ChatGPT

Well, let me make this very clear, Single's Appreciation Day is very much being recognised. For over two decades it has been growing in popularity with every passing year. It is also very well-known on which day of the year it is celebrated. It always has been, and presumably always will be, celebrated the day after Valentine's Day. Really not that hard to remember is it?

So, to all my fellow singles out there, I wish you the happiest of Single's Appreciation Day. Although romantically unattached, I'm sure that you are still loved in many other ways and you deserve all the happiness in the world. Also, congratulations on being able to skip one of the most ridiculously over-commercialised days of the year yesterday and having slightly more money in your bank to show for it.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to show myself some appreciation with a bit of masturbation!