I may be penniless but my gym membership was pre-paid for the entire year so I can still go for a good workout and keep my body in shape. And, with the only other thing to keep me occupied during the day being servicing truckers who stick their boners through the gloryhole in the side of the toilet stall at Quickies, I have plenty of free time to work on my fitness. Yup, if the game is reliant on physical prowess, I should be in with a great chance to win!
But, I don't want to neglect my mental sharpness either. You never know, cunning and speed of thought may also be key qualities that will pay dividends in coming out on top of the other competitors. A nice period of meditation should help with that. I will have my wits about me and be able to stay calmer under pressure. Another winning combination.
Just waiting for the message to tell me where to meet my masked van driver who is in no way sinister. Nope, not sinister at all. Just a hard working volunteer obediently doing a very wholesome job. Yup that's it...
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