Which one to choose?

I'm currently having to get lots of rest because of a small health issue. Unfortunately, the medication that I'm on can cause severe drowsiness, fatigue and lethargy and I seem to be the one in the 1 in 10 people that it affects.

So, if I'm going to have to just lie around feeling a bit rubbish, I might as well find somewhere nice to do that, right? I'm think maybe a nice beach would be the perfect spot for me to crash out.

Apparently there are two popular choices to choose from but they could not possibly be anymore different. The signs that greet you upon arrive make that abundantly clear!

Here we have Exhibit A...

And here we have Exhibit B...

Which one would you choose?