How not to host a successful event

Funny story... there has been a bukkake event running for the last few days. Facial Massacre Live or something like that. From what I can tell, attendance was always very low so I didn't bother checking it out. I know right, a bukkake event that I didn't feel was worth checking out... who would have thought it? I must be getting real sick of turning up to these events, just to find a couple of people loitering around and none of the good stuff that I've gone to see.

Anyways, I was bored this morning and there it was; Still open but basically empty. So I thought I'd go along just to see what it was all about. Maybe figure out why no-one was interested in it.

Well, I think I soon got my answer... Within about 20 seconds of wandering in, the host (and only other person there at the time) kicked me out and banned me.

My initial thought was "oh, perhaps that was because other women are not welcome since she wants all of the guys to herself". I mean, it is not a good reason to ban someone from the event you are holding but ok, at least there would have been some rationale to it. Whatever though. It's clearly no big loss and I'm sure I'll get over it soon enough.

But here's where it gets even more bizarre. Apparently it is not just women that she kicks and bans. Men have also been on the receiving end of her ban hammer as well, simply for committing that heinous crime of walking through the door. I suppose hat explains the shit attendance; the host is just kicking everyone out. So why even open a public event? Makes you wonder what goes through some people's minds....

Annoyingly, I can't remember what the host's name was to name and shame her for her exceedingly rude behaviour. Suzanne something? And I didn't get chance to take a single pic of the place before I was unceremoniously evicted.

That said, I wouldn't post them any way because there's no chance that I'm going to give her any sort of publicity after that. Instead I will just say this... don't waste your time with Facial Massive Live. I know I won't if I should ever be unbanned!

UPDATE - The host was SuzanneGreen and she has blocked both myself and a friend (who is a guy). What a mean-spirited and horrible person.