Theatre confusion

I was most excited when I saw the Porn Theater name. I thought it was the triumphant return of a classic venue that I would sometimes visit when I wanted to get myself off to a live sex show. 

What I found was something very different. Instead of a classy and intimate theatre, I got an overly-large, dime a dozen sex club with horrific colour schemes throughout. These places try to cater for everything. Sex rooms, glory holes, lapdances, live shows and more. But the overwhelming majority of them are bland and soulless with nothing original to offer.

Then it dawned on me. The place I was thinking of was the Sex Theatre, not the Porn Theater. What a disappointment.