Quickie's

For the life of me, I will never understand why people are happy to fuck in such filth. I mean, just check out the state of this place!

Look, I get that it is a convenient stop off point for truckers and travellers who, one way or another, just need to get laid (the name is pretty spot on that regard), but who wants to fuck on a floor covered with used condoms and discarded syringes?! Or up against piss-stained urinals?!

Blurgh, it's totes gross.