Steak and Blowjob Day 2019

A few years ago, my then-neighbour Bob randomly showed up my door one evening asking if I had some seasoning he could borrow for a steak he was preparing. Knowing that it was Steak and Blowjob day, I assumed this was him trying to subtly ask if I'd be prepared to join in with the day's activities. He caught me in the right mood so I was happy to oblige.

It was only afterwards when I started joking about it, that I realised that he had no idea that Steak and Blowjob day was even a thing. With his eyes now opened to the wondrous possibilities of a guaranteed blowjob, I'm pretty sure he made a note of the date in his diary because, without fail, he has turned up on my doorstep ever year on that day since.

I guess whoever moved into my old apartment when I left isn't a fan of Steak and Blowjob day...