Tuesday, 20 January 2026

A Phantom Haunted By Its Own Ghost (But Still Brilliant Anyway)


Fresh from their triumph with Les Misérables, the Broadway Productions company has returned with a bolder, more lavish endeavour: a performance of The Phantom of the Opera. Moving to a larger venue, the ambition was palpable from the moment the audience entered the grander space. It felt akin to moving from a humble cabaret hall to a full blown theatre. 

Importantly, the little details weren't forgotten in this transition, such as the entrance carpet being branded with the production's iconic Phantom's mask motif. Hopefully a detail that many others picked up on as well - a small but perfect touch that signalled the care and theatricality to come from director Vibrent and her team.

This was a clear step up in scale, and the production delivered a visually stunning and musically potent evening that resulted in a marvellous night out - one I highly recommend without reservation. 


My personal relationship with Phantom is rooted in the backseat of a family car, subjected to its soaring score on cassette during long journeys (yes, I am showing my age...). What began as a source of childish resentment slowly gave way to a begrudging fascination followed by mature appreciation. 

Two songs captured my imagination more than others: the seductive "The Music of the Night" and the title track, "The Phantom of the Opera"; its driving rhythm and iconic bassline became the definitive sound of the story in my mind. And that's before Nightwish's peerless cover (arguably the best metal cover of all time) made my love for the song swell immeasurably. 

This familiarity made my viewing a double-edged sword. I could anticipate and appreciate the dramatic crescendos, feeling a visceral thrill of recognition. However, it also made omissions keenly felt. The most significant was the glaring absence of - spoiler warning - the title song, "The Phantom of the Opera." 

This wasn't just the loss of a number that has infiltrated pop culture more successfully than any other from musical theatre; it meant the absence of the Phantom's iconic, gothic organ from the set and the visceral, rock-opera energy that defines his creative and obsessive power. For me, this omission left a slight void where the show’s most recognisable heartbeat should have been.


Let me be clear, however: this one personal disappointment in no way eclipsed my immense enjoyment. The achievement on stage was spectacular, and all involved should be thoroughly proud of their work. I genuinely feel terrible for spending so much time dwelling on this one point because everything else about the show was overwhelmingly positive and I'm sure there was a very valid reason for this creative choice.

Plus, there was still the consolation of hints of that unmistakable and menacing musical motif - the iconic 5 note chromatic progression that has transcended the musical genre over the years - being woven into the fabric of a couple of the other musical numbers. Hearing those dark, familiar echoes in the underscoring provided a subtle but satisfying nod to the missing centrepiece.

To bridge the narrative gaps in this abridged version of the story, each scene was introduced with a succinct and elegant narration. This device provided crucial scaffolding early on, though as the drama accelerated towards its climax within the whooping 85-minute runtime, the music itself - dense and expressive - took on more and more of the primary storytelling role.

Structurally, The Phantom of the Opera presented a stark contrast to the company's previous Les Misérables production. Where that was a sweeping ensemble piece, Phantom is, by its very nature, an intense character study of a central trio. This is not a criticism of this production at all, but simply the nature of the beast they chose to stage. 


The laser focus on Christinethe Phantom, and Raoul makes the story digestibly clear and provides immense depth for the principals. But that comes at the cost of the rich human variety and stirring collective purpose of Les Misérables, giving fewer performers an individual moment in the spotlight. This production excels spectacularly in other ways though: namely, in lavish spectacle and profound character intensity.

That spectacle was realised on a truly impressive set. The production design fully embraced its larger canvas, featuring a lavish, sweeping ballroom staircase flanked by ornate balconies for "Masquerade", a moody dressing room complete with its haunting mirror that is so integral to numbers such as "The Mirror", and a shadowy, candle-lit lair where we were treated to my personal musical highlight, "Music of the Night" (although the lair was notably absent the organ that I had so wished to see on-stage).

And a special mention for the technical crew who engineered some truly wonderful practical stage magic. This magic was most evident in two breathtaking moments. The first was the memorable mirror scene, where a clever use of lighting, smoke, and a perfectly timed reveal allowed the Phantom to materialise within the glass itself - a simple yet utterly effective illusion that drew gasps from the audience. The Phantom's ability to apparate from out of nowhere featured a few further times and was satisfying each and every time, but the mirror reveal was the trick performed at its finest.


The second was in the Phantom's lair, where a suddenly activated trap, ensnared Raoul in a cage of implied mechanisms, delivered a genuine jolt of theatrical surprise. These moments proved that spectacle doesn't require digital trickery, but can be achieved through clever, old-school stagecraft. Oh, and dare I forget to mention that there was in a fleeting use of fireworks and pyros? Of course not. I would never overlook such a treat.

But no amount of visual spectacle matters if the performances are not on point. There was no such worries here though. The principal cast commanding this world were nothing short of superb.

FeliciaBlack’s Christine was a revelation, her voice moving from a fragile purity in "Angel of Music" to a powerhouse of emotion during the final lair confrontation. Her chemistry with JesterPaul’s Phantom, who was a masterclass in tragic grandeur, was the engine of the show. 

JesterPaul balanced menace and vulnerability perfectly, his snarling rage in moments like "The Mirror" giving way to the breathtaking, controlled seduction of "The Music of the Night", which was the undisputed vocal highlight of the evening. 

Meanwhile, McGalaxy made for a dashing and vocally assured Raoul, providing a noble and vital counterpoint to JesterPaul's Phantom. His clear, heroic tenor in "All I Ask of You" established a believable romance, and his determined anguish in the lair was compelling.


The supporting cast, though with less individual material, made every moment count. A bright Scarlettt as Meg brought a emotive sisterly feeling to her chemistry with Christine, while Aspriria embodied the scene-stealing diva Carlotta by providing the right amount of diva-ish preening and levity.

At its heart, The Phantom of the Opera is a primal, gothic fairy tale whose genius has always been its dual nature: it is both a bombastic spectacle of crashing chandeliers and a painfully intimate story of a wounded soul. This production masterfully navigated that duality. The grandeur was present and impressive, but it never overwhelmed the human drama at its centre. It proved that the show's true longevity lies not just in its iconic effects, but in its capacity to make an audience feel profound sympathy for a monster.

In the end, this abridged The Phantom of the Opera is a resounding success and a credit to amateur theatre. It is a visually opulent, musically powerful, and dramatically compelling spectacle. For a newcomer, it is a dazzling gateway. For someone more familiar, like myself, it was a sumptuous and deeply satisfying revisit that, despite the echo of one missing song, provided a thrilling and complete night at the theatre that I cannot recommend highly enough.

The standing ovation as the cast of The Phantom of the Opera took their bows at the finale was richly deserved. Bravo!


Monday, 12 January 2026

A day In the life of a redheaded kisser


Another January 12th has come and gone, and with it, my annual celebration of Kiss a Ginger Day! This year, I once gain decided to set up my (very professional, I assure you) kissing booth in the heart of Shinku Red light District. The neon-lit backdrop and bustling vibe seemed perfect for a bit of redhead-appreciating fun. 

Armed with no small amount of optimism, I settled in for a six-hour shift of spreading cheer, one peck on the cheek at a time. But let’s be honest; this was not a story of relentless, queue-around-the-block demand. 


The first hour was… contemplative. I had ample time to admire the architecture. Just as I began questioning all my life choices, Jess appeared like a redheaded angel, breaking the seal with a cheerful, inaugural Kiss #1. Very appropriate that my first kiss of the day should be some redhead on redhead snogging.

Then, the Shinku District resumed its normal flow, and my booth returned to being a curiously still island in the river of people. Until Anthony thankfully swung by, all confident smiles, for Kiss #2. Progress, but the pattern was set: long, patient waits punctuated by lovely, sudden connections. 


After another quiet stretch followed before Emmy arrived, bringing a wave of bright energy for Kiss #3. And in a delightful twist of booth etiquette, Amanda appeared right behind her, waiting politely for her turn to step up for Kiss #4. The universe was sending them in pairs, it seemed.

But then came The Great Wait. The neon signs flickered on as night time set in, and foot traffic slowed. I checked my watch, mentally drafting my “well, I tried” recap. And then, just as I announced on social media that I'd be calling it a day shortly and was about to pack up my un-kissed cheeks, Jerome made a last-minute, dash-in rescue for Kiss #5! A true hero of the hour.

He waved goodbye, and I turned to leave my my booth. But the day had one more surprise in store. Emmy reappeared, blocking my exit with a mischievous grin. “Wait!” she ordered. She explained that she had brought me one final kiss who was waiting upstairs. To be honest, I was pretty done and ready to head to bed but who was I to refuse one more kiss from someone who had made the effort to come visit me? She promptly produced Ty, who graciously delivered the grand finale, Kiss #6.

And just like that, my time was up with the final tally of 6 kisses across 6 hours. Mathematically, that’s one kiss per hour, a study in exquisite spacing.


How does it stack up though? It’s down from last year’s record-setting 11 - a tough act to follow for sure but I did get to spend a whole Sunday manning my booth instead of just a Monday evening. It does proudly edge out the 5 kisses of 2024 and 2023 though. So, we’ll call it a solid, mid-table finish with a fantastic narrative arc!

Beyond the numbers, this day reminded me of the wonderful, spontaneous weirdness of putting yourself out there. It’s about the Jessicas who start your day right, the Anthonys and Amandas who choose to participate, the Jeromes who save you from going out with a damp squib, and the Emmys of the world who go out of their way to make sure you finish on a high note.

To everyone in Shinku Red Light District who waved, smiled, or even just glanced curiously at the redhead in the booth - thank you. And to my magnificent six: you’ve given me stories, smiles, and a very happy Kiss a Ginger Day.

Until next January!

Too Real - Out Now!


We blindly embraced cyber existences but at what cost? The impression of society being chronically online is an illusion. Instead, we roam a digital wasteland devoid of sentience, which has surreptitiously replaced the bountiful realm we once knew. Nothing is as it seems.

Too Real takes a more introspective look at things than Too Much; replacing excess with the question of whether there is really anything of suppose there at all. Catchy hooks replaced with syncopated down-tuned riffs.

Stream now: Soundcloud | YouTube



Now, it's just 4 short weeks until Too Raw, the concluding chapter of this EP trilogy, arrives . Although, if you've been playing attention, you might be right in suspect that you'll get to hear a little something from that EP before then.

For now though, just focus on giving this one a good listen to.

Monday, 5 January 2026

Thalidomide


It's the first Monday of a new month, so that can mean only one thing... It's time to unveil my new music video as a teaser for my next EP, Too Real, which drops a week today.

The Thalidomide single is streaming now on both Soundcloud and YouTube but you can check on the music video (once again featuring Jerome's gorgeous artwork) for it just below

All of my upcoming releases will by available to stream over on Soundcloud, where you can also find all of my previous releases, as well as on YouTube, where you can find all of my songs and videos, all conveniently sorted into handy playlists.


Be sure to follow me on one, or even both, of these platforms to make sure that you don't miss out on any of these upcoming treats that I have for you.

Thursday, 1 January 2026

My 30 minute New Year


I have zero interest in the forced fun of New Year’s Eve. The overpriced tickets, the shouted countdown - it all feels so cringe.

But as midnight neared, a stubborn need surfaced; to simply witness the turn of the year. Also an eagerness to use it as an excuse - just a small one - to put on a beautiful dress and feel stunning for an hour. 

As it turns out, Emmy is of a like-mind in regards the first part. In other words, in having a disdain for the over-commercialisation and unnecessary pressures of New Years. So, come 23:00, we decided it made sense to keep each other company.

She wasn't so inclined to make any sort of celebration appearance but was kind enough to indulge my desires. The challenge was to find somewhere to park ourselves .

The hunt was on. Every mainstream option seemed awful. Until I found The Tide hotel. We arrived at 11:40PM; me in a sexy little black dress... Emmy in... well... nothing... so her typical state.

20 minutes of dancing kept us occupied until we celebrated the clock hitting midnight with a passionate and loving kiss. Then, within 10 minutes, we were on our way back to her apartment for a quiet snuggle while fireworks went off both near and far until around 2:00am.