Why do I bother?

I fucking hate Valentine's Day. It's the one day a year I dread more than any other because I know that it's not going to be anything other than a painful reminder of how unworthy of being loved I am. Which makes it all the more pathetic that each and every year I still go to these Valentine's Day events in the desperate hope of being proven wrong for once.

Of course, it never works out that way. I never learn my lesson. Or maybe I am just a sucker for the pain and want to hurt myself by making a point of how miserable I am.

Or perhaps it is just my annual attempt to understand what makes my company so unattractive to everyone. I mean, I know that I don't have the most sparkling of personalities and that I can be quite stand off-ish with people who I haven't yet established a level of comfort with, but, on the flip side, I don't think that I've got the sort of utterly rancid personality that would explain why time and time again I go to these events and not a single person can be bothered to acknowledge my existence.

Surely, even a shitty person could expect to attract a little bit of attention based purely from their looks when spending over 4hrs at event that never had less than 350 in attendance? Not me though... 

Maybe I just radiate an unwelcoming aura that scares people off? Or perhaps I shoot myself in the foot be continually oversharing my thoughts on here? It could be that I keep exposing how much of a shitty person I am each time I sit down to tell you about something? 

But I don't think it is that. Experience tells me that very few people give I shit about what I actually have to say. I doubt anyone can form any sort of opinion on my character based on that. Instead, they just want to see some lewd pics and then move on without every really taking a moment to read anything. 

For instance, I could probably just insert a load of non-sensical drivel here and would anyone even notice? I doubt it! So, just like my annual appearance at the community Valentine's Day event, why do I even bother? Maybe I should just go away and stop polluting the community with whatever negative aura I apparently have. I'm so fucking tired of feeling inadequate.

Anyway, as you brave few who have actually bothered to read this far can no doubt tell, I have little appetite for discussing what I did and didn't like about this year's event. Instead, I'll just give you what everyone else wants; a bunch of random pictures to quickly scan over. Pictures that do a much better job of showing how pathetic and miserable I felt while being ignored by everyone than anything I could actually say. 

FML.

A Topless Trap

A combination of being swamped with other things that need my attention and some illness have sadly prevented me from being very active or social recently. So it was a nice change to have a little bit of spare time this morning to get some long overdue snuggles from loved ones.

The lovely Miss Fatale was the first friendly face I managed to spy whilst prowling around, so I eagerly galloped over to give her a massive hug. Of everyone, she is the one that I get to share the most affection with so it has been tough going several weeks without getting any cuddles whatsoever.

Foolishly though, I skipped straight into her trap! The tunnel vision induced by the excitement of seeing her caused me to run right by the "Topless Only" sign that she was lounging near without even registering its existence, let alone the message it carried.. A fact that she was all too quick to point out to me. Damn my inattentiveness! 

The moral to this story is to always be cautious when being called over by a sexy lady wearing nothing but thong bikini bottoms. She very well may be trying to distract you into being oblivious to some peril that you may otherwise notice and avoid!

Reluctantly, I had to comply, lest I be evicted from the premises. Something that would have denied me those precious snuggles that I craved.

It was not so bad though. Not when Emmy joyfully rewarded my disrobing by sensually sucking and licking my nipples while we snuggled up on the sun lounger. All while I just lay back and enjoyed being pleasured by her tongue, lips and teeth. I fucking love having my tits played with like that so it was most welcome. Especially since Emmy is so, so good at it. 

Just what I needed after a couple of busy and stress weeks.

On a side note - those of you who follow me on Twitter may have seen me recently tease that I was planning to do something sexy to celebrate National Cum Day on this coming (no pun intended) Sunday. Unfortunately, things have come up since then which mean I'll be otherwise occupied so I've had to put those plans on hold. 

Hopefully I'll be able to revisit them some time in the future for some other sexy day so I'll play my cards close to my chest and not reveal exactly what I was planning to get up to with a couple of other sexy ladies that I know you will be familiar with. If not before then, there's always next year!

Anyway, I'm sorry to let down anyone who was looking forward to that.

Every little job counts

It seems like modelling jobs are like buses... you wait an age for one to come along and then you get several in quick succession to one another.

Once again, it was Anthony who gave me a call to employ my services. This time, just for a super quick job. Although, funnily enough, just like the last shoot for his Christmas video, the brief for this one was just "sexy sleepwear". A funny coincidence or am I now becoming typecast into that sort of role? I don't care. It's just nice to actually get the call for a job, regardless of how big or small it may be. 

Anyways, as you can see below, I have now been enshrined as part of his gallery of status images that he will use to indicate what his current availability is. And, given that I was selected for his "Offline" image, I dare say that I might be the status that sees the most usage! Not such a little job now, huh?

Head over to Anthony's Twitter to see his full selection of 8 statuses; each featuring him with a gorgeous girl (or even two in one case!). You should probably start at  Part 1, which came before this one, and then move onto Part 2, which features me, to see my full shot in all it's glory.

Fingers crossed I can report on more little modelling jobs like this very soon! And, as always, you can find links to all of my previous jobs over on my Portfolio page

Return of the Pussy

Always nice to see the return of a weekly night that I used to frequent regularly. I can't even remember the last time that Rock My Pussy was open. Diving back into my post history, it has been around 14 months since i last posted anything from there although I guess it must have carried on for at least a little while since then. It feels like absolutely ages though

Regardless of exactly how long the night has been on hiatus for, it's nice to see it back again. And, judging by the crowd in there, I was far from the only person to be happy to see it return. The dancefloor was absolutely heaving, which made trying to take so selfies of myself particularly challenging. Every time I thought I had a nice snap ready to go, a rogue limb from a neighbour on the dancefloor would enter the frame to ruin the shot just as I click the button to snap away.

Hands on with my Osci 3

Here we go with my latest Lovense review. And I’ve tried to be a bit more timely with this one; only taking a couple of weeks to gather my thoughts rather than months and months. Perhaps that is because I’ve been a bit more motivated this time round because… spoiler alert… I’ve really enjoyed playing around with this one.

I’m getting ahead of myself though. Let me actually introduce what I’ll be telling you all about. The Osci 3 is the brand new toy from Lovense, which they describe as a ‘remote-controlled, heating thumper rabbit for clit and G-spot’

Despite already giving away that I’m very keen on this toy, there’s more to be said that just that headline alone, so please keep reading and let’s get into the nitty gritty of it…

Disclaimer

Yes, this is the third iteration of the Osci product line but, when you look at the thing, its clear that it is as if it was spawned by a night of passion between an Osci 2 and a Nora, inheriting key features from each. In terms of what it has in common with the Nora,

I’m more than qualified to speak about how they compare as my personal Nora has seen plenty of action over the years. I am a complete newcomer to the Osci range so any comparisons with its numerical predecessor will be limited to quoting technical specs that I have been able to dig up.

A Retail Friendly Packaging Upgrade

The Osci 3 arrives in a new, sleek packaging design that feels like it has perhaps been redesigned to be a bit more retail-friendly than some of Lovense’s previous offerings. Particularly with a focus on looking good on a physical store shelf rather than just sitting on warehouse shelves waiting to be sent by post.

I’ll concede that this is entirely a ‘me problem’ and not an issue with the design itself but, as someone how is obsessed with keeping all packaging in pristine condition, to the point of often leaving things unopened so that it can remain mint in box, it does break my heart that you have no choice but to permanently damage the box in order to get at the toy inside. Yes, it is by pulling one of those very satisfying tear off tabs that you get on FedEx envelopes but it still causes me to die a little bit inside.

Anyway, inside, you’ll find the toy itself, along with the standard Lovense magnetic charging cable and a user manual. One notable omission, however, is the free storage black baggy that Lovense usually includes with their toys. For a premium product, this feels like a big miss, especially for those who like to keep their toys discreetly stored and are accustomed to Lovense accommodating that desire.

Anatomy of the Osci 3

The toy itself is made from body-safe silicone, which feels pleasant enough. While I personally prefer the slightly softer, more pliable silicone of the Nora, which comes with a bit of squidge to it, the Osci 3’s material is still high-quality and easy to clean with soap and warm water. And, aesthetically, it is modern and sophisticated, with a slightly futuristic vibe that feels fitting for a high-tech toy like this.

The Osci 3's rigid shape is designed to fit snugly against the body, and the overall design is ergonomic and visually appealing. Actually, I really like how it is rigid enough to tightly hug my body while having enough flex to let it adapt to my personal contours. I fell like that sort of adaptability is really key when there are such a variety of different bodies out there that it needs to be compatible with.

That said, one thing to note is that the insertable shaft is relatively short at 4.4 inches, and it’s also on the less girthy side compared to toys like the Nora. While this might be a drawback for those who prefer deeper or fuller penetration, I didn’t feel like it diminished the experience in any way for me personally.

As I’ll go into in just a moment, I was more interested in keeping the Osci 3 fairly stationary once inserted with minimal manual thrusting. In my mind, it’s all about finding that sweet spot and then leaving the thumper to do its magic. For me, this approach worked perfectly and the relatively small length and girth weren’t really noticeable. But it’s worth considering if you’re someone who craves more substantial internal stimulation or needs that thrusting motion for stimulation.

The Thumping Sensation

OK, since I’ve teased it a bit already, let’s talk about the standout feature of the Osci 3, its thumping mechanism, which is designed to target the G-spot with rapid oscillations. With a staggering 6,000 oscillations per minute, this toy is a significant upgrade from its predecessor, the Osci 2, which maxed out at 350 oscillations per minute.

The thumper itself is a soft, flexible nub located on the upper side of the insertable shaft, and when activated, it moves up and down in a way that feels both intense and deeply satisfying.

Positioning can be key here though. When the thumper is aligned just right against the G-spot, the sensation is nothing short of incredible. The range of intensity is impressive, allowing you to dial things up from gentle, teasing pats to super intense thud thud thud. 

However, I did notice that at the highest settings, the thumping sensation can start to blur into more of a general vibration, which slightly diminishes the unique appeal of the mechanism. That said, the mid-range settings are where this toy truly shines, offering a level of G-spot stimulation that feels wonderful but still distinct from what other vibrators may provide.

I should mention that the thumping motion does also create a subtle vibration throughout the shaft, though this is more of a secondary effect rather than a primary source of stimulation. To be honest, it was pretty negligible in terms of providing additional stimulation but its there nevertheless. Don’t worry though since the thumping sensation delivers in spades.

A Warm Welcome

Another headline feature is the heated shaft, which warms up to body temperature in about a minute. This is an interesting addition that adds a touch of realism and comfort to the experience. I was pleasantly surprised by how warm it gets—it’s not just a subtle warmth but a noticeable, soothing heat that does add a little something to the overall sensation. While it’s not a game-changing feature, it’s a nice extra that sets the Osci 3 apart from other toys in its category.

The heating element is automatic and can’t be turned off, which might be a minor annoyance for some users. Personally, I didn’t find this to be a problem, as the warmth is subtle enough that it doesn’t feel overwhelming. However, if you’re someone who prefers cooler sensations or doesn’t enjoy heated toys, this is something to keep in mind.

Firm and Focused Clitoral Stimulation

Of course, no rabbit vibrator would be complete without its signature clitoral stimulator, and the Osci 3 delivers in this department. The clitoral arm is powered by a motor that delivers 7,500 vibrations per minute. and it has a nice studdy feel to it. 

Yes, there is some flex at the base of it to help it is shape to different body types, but it feels a lot sturdier than the one on the Nora, whose clitoral arm could sometimes feel a bit floppy under pressure. The Osci 3’s clit arm feels much stronger allowing it to maintain a a really nice and consistent pressure on with the clitoris. This sturdiness translates to more focused and intense stimulation, which I found to be a definite improvement over the Nora. The vibrations are powerful but not overwhelming.

The clit arm also has a good range of intensity to the vibrations, allowing you to tailor the experience to your preferences. Whether you prefer gentle, teasing vibrations or more intense, rumbling sensations, the Osci 3 has you covered.

Controls and Usability

The Osci 3 features two buttons: one for controlling the patterns and intensity of the internal thumper, and another for the vibrations of the external clit arm. And, like I said before, the heating feature is automatic so no controls for that.

The simplicity of the controls makes the toy easy to operate, even in the heat of the moment. And if you’re a fan of app-controlled play, the Osci 3 is fully compatible with the Lovense app, allowing you to explore a wide range of patterns and settings or even hand over control to a partner.

Surprisingly Discreet

One area where the Osci 3 really impressed me was its noise level. Compared to the Nora, which can get quite loud and shrill at higher settings when the rotating head is going crazy, the Osci 3 is surprisingly quiet. While it’s not exactly whisper-quiet,the noise it does produce is low-pitched and unobtrusive. This makes it a great option for those who value discretion.

The quiet operation is especially impressive given the power of the motors. Whether you’re using the thumper or the clit vibes, the Osci 3 manages to deliver strong sensations without becoming overly noisy. This is a big plus for anyone who shares living space with others or simply prefers a more discreet experience.

Decent but Not Exceptional Battery Life

The Osci 3 offers almost 3 hours of use on a single charge, which is less than both the Nora (up to 4 hours) and the Osci 2 (up to 5 hours). While this might be a drawback for those who enjoy marathon play sessions, I found it to be more than sufficient for my needs. Plus, the charging time is much quicker than the Nora, taking only about half the time to reach a full charge so you can quickly get back to it if you should drain the battery.

The magnetic charging cable is easy to use and securely attaches to the toy, ensuring a reliable connection. It’s worth noting that the Osci 3 uses the same charger as most other Lovense toys, so if you already own a Lovense product, you’ll have a spare charger on hand.

Who Is the Osci 3 For?

Because of everything I’ve just gone into, it should be obvious that the Osci 3 is ideal for women who enjoy dual stimulation and want to enjoy a blended orgasm. It’s also a great option for those who appreciate tech-forward features like app control and heating elements. If you’re someone who values discreet operation and easy-to-use controls, the Osci 3 is definitely worth considering.

However, if you prefer deeper penetration or more substantial internal vibrations, you might find the Osci 3’s shorter, slimmer shaft to be a bit limiting. Similarly, if you’re not a fan of heated toys, the automatic warming feature might not be to your taste.

Final Thoughts

The Lovense Osci 3 is a very impressive toy that delivers on its promise of intense, blended stimulation. Its thumping mechanism is a standout feature and the heated shaft adds a touch of luxury to the experience. The firm, focused clitoral stimulation is another highlight, making this toy a great choice for those who crave both internal and external pleasure.

That said, the Osci 3’s effectiveness may vary depending on your anatomy. Its shorter, slimmer shaft might not be ideal for everyone so your mileage from it may vary compared to mine.

Overall though, I feel that it is a fantastic toy that’s well worth considering if you’re looking to upgrade from the Nora or Osci 2, or if you’re simply in the market for a high-quality rabbit vibrator that offers something a little different. I can confidently say that this toy is a worthy addition to Lovense’s line-up and I’ll even admit that my Nora may even be heading into retirement now that I’ve got this bad boy to play with instead.

If you feel like taking the leap into the world of blended orgasms with the Osci 3, why not head over to the Lovense store and order one for yourself right now!