Friday, 25 April 2025
Lingerie can be for everyone!
Friday, 18 April 2025
Defending my crown
So vote #2 if you approve of my dick-patterned bikini, which I definitely think has to go down as the cutest of the, admittedly very similar, bunch of bikinis.
If not mine, which bikini do I think is hottest? I voted #4 because you've got to love the simplicity of a seductive all black little number. Especially when it's hugging such a yummy set of humps.
Of course, there would be no shame being dethroned by any of these sexy efforts. I just hope that I can at least scrape one or two votes and avoid the dreaded "nil points" that us Brits so fear in the run up to Eurovision season.
The Real Risks of Sending Nudes
The Temptation and the Risks
Let’s be real: in a digital world where relationships often start in the DMs, sexting has become common. But what starts as a moment of trust and connection can turn into regret, invasion of privacy, or worse.
Here are a few reasons to think twice before hitting send:
1. Loss of Control
Once you send a nude, it’s out of your hands — literally. Even with disappearing messages or private chats, screenshots and cloud backups can keep your photos alive far longer than you intended.
2. Trust Can Be Temporary
People change, relationships shift, and sadly, not everyone respects your boundaries afterward. Nudes can be used for revenge, blackmail (aka sextortion), or simply shared without your consent.
3. Legal Trouble
Depending on your age and the laws in your area, sending or possessing explicit images can cross into illegal territory — especially if anyone involved is under 18, even if it's consensual.
4. Privacy Breaches
Phones get hacked. Clouds get leaked. We've all seen celebrities' private photos made public. The same risks apply to everyone.
5. You Don't Owe Anyone a Nude
If someone is pressuring you to send something you're not comfortable with, that’s a huge red flag. Consent isn’t just about physical boundaries — it applies to digital ones, too. You never have to send anything just to keep someone’s interest, attention, or approval. Your comfort comes first. Always.
Think Before You Share
If you're going to share intimate content, consider safer practices:
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Don’t show your face, identifiable tattoos, or personal surroundings.
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Use encrypted platforms and disappearing messages — though they’re not foolproof.
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Most importantly, make sure it’s fully consensual, mutual, and respectful.
Bottom Line
Sexual expression is valid, and owning your body is empowering — but your digital footprint is forever. On a day like National Send Nudes Day, it’s worth remembering that privacy, respect, and safety are still sexy. Stay smart, stay empowered — and maybe, keep a little mystery too.
Now, with all of that being said, here's me ignoring half of my own advice to share a quick nude selfie I took in the shower this morning!
Wednesday, 16 April 2025
Museum of Sex
Experience has taught me to never expect to be able to take things at face value based purely on a name. The amount of mis-representation that goes on to bait visitors to give places a try is surely at an all time high and its does nothing to inspire confidence in people like me when trying to find new places to explore.
As for the Museum of Sex, I'd say that, while not really being a museum, its close enough that you can actually visit there with some confidence that what you think it will be based on the name is not too far from reality. I mean, maybe I'm being pedantic over semantics because I think it is more of an art gallery than a museum but perhaps you might think there is more overlap there than I do.
Regardless of all that, if you like lewd and sexy art, then this place is definitely worth a little stroll around. Although not particularly big, there are plenty of pieces to check out, spread across a few different themed rooms. So, you really can take as little or long as you like to view them all, depending on whether you want to quickly scan round them all or take a bit more time to really enjoy each and every piece.
For me, the best stuff was found in La Chambre Rouge and La Chambre Mauve, so named due to coloured aesthetic applied to each. All of the artwork in each of those two rooms is delightful lewd and feels anchored in genuine love-making and fucking despite every one having it own unique abstract style. Indeed, no two paintings have the same art style which compels your to check them all out because, no matter how many of them you have already looked at, you know that there is still something new to be seen.
And all of that is wonderfully accentuated by the themed lighting that is inspired by the room name, which creates and a palpable atmosphere of desire and lust. Although the place was surprisingly empty when I was visiting, I could totally imagine guests getting so drawn in by the carefully crafted mood established in the mood that they become part of the exhibition by mimicking what is shown in the art and bring it to life in the flesh. Indeed, strategically placed beds in the middle of each room suggest that that is very much the intent of the person who curated the show.
For those of you who are more into bondage and rougher or kinkier sex, then perhaps the third exhibit room will be more to your tastes. Sadly, I forget what that one was called but the theme of it was clear. Less about passion and love, and much more about lust and the darker side of sex.
It very well may also appeal more to anyone who prefers sculptures to paintings. Although both La Chambre Rouge and La Chambre Mauve have a featured sculpture, here is where you'll find the best of them. Not just pairs of lovers whose bodies are interwoven in erotic embraces, like are found in the other rooms, but also grander artistic pieces as well. My favourite of those is most definitely the 8 foot steel cock and balls.
And I shouldn't neglect to mention the balcony display either. A quick climb of the spiral stairs and you can enjoy a fantastic collection of lewd paintings. Perhaps less explicitly sexual than those in the other rooms and more an exploration of human nudity and the beauty of bare bodies.
And, when you're finally done exploring and admiring all the sexy pieces, or if you just need a break midway through your visit, there's a small but well-stocked bar that you can visit.
Or if you really want to properly unwind, you can pop into their onsite sauna for some quality rest and relaxation. Be carefully though. Yet more sexy art combined with disrobing for the sauna might be too much for some. You could very easily find yourself becoming overwhelmed with horniness. Especially in the face of the temptation provided by the handily placed sex toy vending machine, stocked with just about any Lovense toy that you could wish for.
I'll admit, it got the better of me. Being the only person there and feeling so relaxed while lounging naked in the sauna, I couldn't resist touching myself. Some light touching of my sensitive parts soon turned to me losing myself in the desire pleasure myself.
I even nervously poked my head out of the sauna to double check that I was still alone. Upon confirming that I was, I dashed across the museum back to my two favourite rooms, where I indulged in some furious fingering while admiring all of the filthy images that are hung on the walls.
Those centrally placed beds that I mentioned earlier certainly came in useful as I writhed and wriggled while getting myself off...