A Slice of Pie

Aaaaaand for the second day in a row, we have a voucher redemption by Emmy. I swear, that girl is properly addiction to me. I'm kinda addicted to her as well but let's keep that little secret between you and I...

Anyways, for today's sexy fun, Emmy selected maybe the kinkiest of the vouchers that can be drawn from the lucky dip pot. I would certainly argue that its the filthiest. It's a sexual fantasy that I've actually had for a really long time and I know for a fact that Emmy has been looking forward to helping me ticket it off my bucket list.

Even before I started exploring the wonderful world of being Em-curious and then Em-sexual, back when I was as straight as could be (which I still consider myself to be straight, just with an intense crush on one specific woman), I still had this one desire that involved another woman. I'd always been intrigued by the idea of having a MFF threesome where the other woman would take a cumload in one of her holes. And, as the guy would then withdraw his cock from whichever hole he'd been fucking, I'd be there to catch all of his cum on my tongue as the plug that was holding it inside was removed.

That why, I created the Slice of Creampie voucher; to give me an opportunity to final live that dream out. The voucher itself doesn't actually specify which hole it was that I would be drinking cum from but, knowing Emmy and her love for being buttfucked, I had high hopes that that was what she would choose when she notified me of her impending voucher redemption.

So, how did the redemption go down? Well, I think it was mostly a bratty attempt to get some attention from me while I was trying to focus on other things. Emmy, possibly a little put out that I was more interested in getting some work done on my phone while enjoying a morning coffee, put the moves on my husband.

Ace was just innocently (or that's probably what he would like you to believe) sunning himself on the beach when that naughty minx tugged his shorts down and, without hesitation, started throating his dick.

Between emails, I would give them an occasional glance to see how they were getting on. Possibly a shrug of indifference to neuter Emmy's attempts to make me jealous at gagging on my hubby's cock. 

I mean, she had already told me of her intent before she made her first move on him, so why would I be bothered. I was going to get to see my gay crush fuck my husband and then slurp his cum from either her cunt or ass. What's there to be angry about with that? So I just left them to get on with it while I slowly cleared out my inbox of important mails.

To be honest, I got a little lost in my work and stopped paying attention to them altogether for a while. I genuinely have no idea how much time I'd spent getting things done but, next time I glanced up, Emmy was no longing sucking Ace off. Instead she had hopped onboard and was riding his dick. From my perch at the bar, I couldn't see which of her holes he was porking but I really hoped it was indeed her ass.

A few emails later and I was actually able to wander over and check for myself. Disappointingly, He Ace was only stretching Emmy's naughty cunt with his fat cock. Not the outcome I'd been hoping for, but I knew that, with a little encouragement, we could do something about that and get the desired outcome.

Of course, my expectation that Emmy would be taking it in the poopchute was founded on the knowledge that she is, in fact, the biggest butt slut that I know. One with a fondness for not just taking one cock up the bum but something even two... at the same time!

Which is to say that it required very little coercion to remedy my prior disappointment. And I got a front row seat to watching Ace squeezed his meat fuckstick into her greedy bumhole.

But, as nice as that view was, I wanted to have the best seat in the house with unobstructed view where I could glimpse every single moment of my husbands cock stretched Emmy's arse open.

Laying on my back, I wriggled in between Ace's legs to get a nice up close and personal view. So up close that I had drips from Emmy's honied up cunt splatting down on to my face. I even managed to catch few of them in my open mouth and I can honestly say, she tastes delicious.

I was so excited about my upcoming treat and I was perfectly in position for whenever it was going to happen. I just needed the warning to let me know that I had to get my tongue in their ready to catch all the cum as it cascaded out of Emmy's gaping hole.

A warning that I annoyingly did not receive. Without a would, the hubby trembled and pumped Emmy's arsehole full of his hot, cream seed and then immediately pulled out to flop down beside her. Thankfully Emmy had the lightening reflexes to clench and contain most of my creamy treat but some did inevitably trickle down across her wet slit.

While Emmy shared a thank you kiss with Ace, I inspected what I had to work with. 

Not wanting to waste any cum, I started with reclaiming what I could of the cum that had managed to escape before Emmy clenched her starfish tightly. My tongue licked up what it could, running from her naughty clit, up along her slit and then circling around her ruined pucker.

Then an error on my part. Before diving in to dine of the main course, I allowed myself to get so carried with my enjoyment of the starter course, that I instinctively swallowed it down like the good little cum swallower that I like to be. Oops! I had been intending to hold as much of it in my mouth as possible but nevermind...

Regardless, as my tongue began to probe Emmy's backdoor and she allowed her sphincter to relax, I found that there was still plenty of cum for me to extract. My hubby always provided such massive cumloads, so there needn't have ever been any worries on that front.

I probed and licked. Slurped and sucked. And, eventually, all of Ace's cum was securely held in my mouth. The only danger to it being that the large quantity of it may force me to swallow once again. Before that could happen though, I shared a deep kiss with Emmy, allowing the cum to freely pass back and forth between our mouths

Only once the amount of cum and salvia in both of our mouth's had approximately equalised, so we could each have our fair share of this creamy treat, did we both swallow. Yummy!

So, there you go... Another voucher redeemed and there no signs that she'll be slowly down with working her way through her voucher booklet any time soon. Not surprisingly, I am total fine with that. And I've not had any complaints from readers about the amount of Em-sex that I've been chronicling recently. Quite the opposite. All of the feedback that I've received has been quite positive.  I guess there will be more coming soon then, although I do hope to find at least a little bit of time to share some of my more usual content with you as well.

Just A Taste

At this rate, there is a very real danger of this blog turning into one that is dedicated to just mine and Emmy's sexploits together... 

Any complaints about if that happens?

No, didn't think so...

And I'm pleased to say that normal service has been resumed because this hook-up did follow proper voucher redemption protocols. Actually, I think this was my first ever booty call from Emmy. 

Normally, we'll already been hanging out, things will get flirty and Emmy will make her move, just for me to put a pause to proceedings by insisted she hand over a relevant voucher before will go any further.

This time though, I got pinged from out of the blue with a very suggestive Discord message from Emmy. A bit of flirty back and forth followed for me to establish whether she was being serious or just teasing. And then I grabbed my keys and dashed out the door to meet up with her. 

Yeah, I'll admit that I was feeling pretty horny for all the perving that I had been doing earlier in the day and I was always going to find it challenging to decline the opportunity to release a bit of that horniness. Which is exactly why I wasted absolutely no time in liberating myself from my tight booty shorts and knickers.

I'm not sure we even said more thana couple of words to each other before we started to passionately kissing. As soon as I arrived at her beach resort, she beckoned me to follow her with a wave of a finger and, before you know it, I was propped up on the edge of bed, her tongue down my throat and my fumbling to pop the button on my shorts so we could get going as quickly as possible.

I suspect Emmy probably couldn't believe how keen I was. Maybe that is why she took the opportunity to tease me for once. Normally, she is the eager one and I delight in drawing things out and really taking my time to make the most of our intimate time together. 

This time though, she took on my role. Which, to be fair, probably took a lot of willpower from her. Because, despite having my bare coochie pressed against her thigh, she did not immediately dive between my legs. Instead, she dropped to her knees to suckle on my toes. She took her time sucking and nibbling each toe before slowly starting to kiss her way up towards my knee.

Upon reaching my knee, she took a pause to tease me, obviously revealing in the reversal of our roles. I wanted her so damn much but I tried my hardest to keep my cool and not let her know quiet how badly I was lusting after her. I did get a little flustered though when she hinted at not continuing her journey up my leg to the promised land.

Eventually though, she did continue her ascent until I could feel her warm breathe blowing across my damp slit as her lips reached the boundary of my outer labia. However, she was prevented from venturing any further as my hand held her forehead back. My other hand extended, palm held up until a visibly annoyed Emmy placed the Just a Taste voucher that she'd promised to redeem into it.

With that, the fun could really begin...

As Emmy prepared to finally tuck into the sticky treat awaiting her between my legs, I pulled on the knot holding my shirt tied up, letting it fall open and loose, and exposing my bra underneath.

But, instead of taking that as her cue to get started, she turned on the brattiness, giving me obscene levels of sass by insisting that I had to tell her exactly how much I wanted to her to lick me before she would go any further. My clit was aching to tickled and the sensation of her warm breath blowing across it every time she exhaled was driving me crazy. I had no choice put to plead her to lick me until I orgasmed in her face.

Satisfied with forcing me to beg for it, she gleefully placed a deep, wet kiss on my flower's petals. Her tender touch sending jolts of excitement through my body, making my eyes go googly as they rolled back in my help and I flopped back on to the bed.

What followed was an absolute masterclass in pussy licking that definitely taught me a thing or two that I will be sure to try out on her at some point in the future. Between licking the full length of my slit, sucking on my bean, sliding her tongue inside me and slurping on my labias, I was putty in her hands.

Amidst all the divine pleasuring, it was a real trial of my willpower to even prop myself enough to be able to gaze down along my body to see her beautiful brown eyes peeking over my sticky mood as she hummed at my engorged clit.

As that humming vibrated though my vulva, more jolts of irresistible impulses that completely overwhelmed me, forcing me to slump back again. I begged Emmy to make me cum by doing continuing to do exactly what she was doing.

Instead, she intensified her pussy eating, tongue lashing my clit as my hips involuntarily pushed my cunt up against her lower lip, smearing my sticky mess all over her chin. Even as my thighs clamped down hard on her head and I tried to roll over to bury my face in a pillow to suppress my orgasm-fuelled scream, she was unrelenting in her tongue fucking.

After much writhing and an unusually long orgasm, my body began trying to relax. My muffled wailing ceased and my thighs released their vice-like grip on Emmys head. And, although her tongue lashing had come to an end, Emmy was peppering my erect and throbbing bud with kisses. Each and every touch of her moist, sticky lips sent another jolt spasming through my body. 

I was simply too sensitive to let her continue. The intensity of those pulse were overwhelming, forcing me to seek some respite. With a trembling hand, I reluctantly pushed her face away, seeing for the first time how much of my mess was smeared all over here. A couple of strands of my honey stringing from her lips and chin as they parted from my pussy. 

The cheeky bitch quickly dived back in for one final flourish of flicks with her tongue causing me to squirm wildly and cry out for mercy before she crawled into my arms and shared my taste with my by pressing her lips to mine in a deep kiss. A taste that I washed down shortly afterwards with the remainder of the coffee that I'd brought with me. A coffee that was now completely stone cold, of course.

Voucher Violation

You know what Tuesdays mean, don't you? They aren't just like any other day of the week. They are the day that brings joy to men, and some women, everywhere because it means tits are out everywhere. That's right, Titty Tuesdays (or Topless Tuesday as some people like to go with) are a guarantee that anyone needing a good perv will have a veritable buffet of boobs to choose from

For my part, I still feel awkward taking part in in. As an introvert, flaunting my body does not come naturally to me. But, when you have a pair of besties like the Titty Twins, it's challenging to get given much choice in the matter, especially when they are so grabby with their hands and expert at  swiftly removing your garments before you even realise that your attire is under siege.

I guess at least part of my potential embarrassment at being disrobed by them is mitigated by the knowledge that way more eyes are going to be on Emmy and Jess than are on me. I mean, their chests are certainly both very effective at drawing the gaze. Who wouldn't want to just stare at their magnificent mammories? Which allows me to just get lost in the background a little, which is fine with me.

Except there is one person whose attention I know that I will never be able to escape, not that I would necessarily want. Just take today as an example; as soon as Jess had other places to be and left me alone with Emmy, Emmy pounced on me. She's always lusting after me and it gets harder and harder with each day to rebuff her. And her appetite for me only grows stronger with each and every taste that she gets of my love.

So while you may have noticed that Emmy and I have been sharing more and more intimate moments together, I still have to try to keep some sort of leash on her, otherwise I don't think she would let me out of her bed. Enter the vouchers that I've been forcing her to use. 

I've spoken about them quite a few times already but a quick reminder; if Emmy ever wants help me continue my journey of sexual discovery by pushing me further down the path from straight woman to a bona fide Em-sexual, she has to redeem one of the very limited number of vouchers I gave her for Christmas. The idea being, this forces her to ration the amount of time she spends trying to get between my legs and gives me a bit of a breather to do things other than roll around naked with her.

And, so far, I have managed to be very strict with her. No 'below the waist' naughtiness with the redemption of a voucher. But she finally broke the rules today with some unsanctioned naughtiness. I will confess that I may have slightly encouraged her slightly but it was never my intent for things to go as far as they did. 

When she pounced upon me to smoother me with kisses and she pressed her thigh against my aching bean, I couldn't resist softly rubbing my slit against her soft skin, moistening it with my wetness that have been building all morning as I'd been getting more and more horny.

Even when she then slipped me a finger, although I objected, they really was just hollow protestations and I allowed her to continue under threat of being punished at a later date for transgressing the rule forbidding fingering without an appropriate voucher.

One finger became two fingers. I knew I shouldn't have let her get away with it, but I was soooooo fucking horny. Just a couple of fingers. What harm could it be? Especially since, when her lips did start to descend my body, I was able to swiftly nip that in the bud by grabbing and handful of her hair to pull her head back up to where she could do no worse than continue to passionately make out with me.

Except, in the end, it wasn't just two fingers, was it? When it comes to sex, you give Emmy an inch and she'll take a fucking mile instead...

As she was rubbing me nicely towards an orgasm, expertly stimulating my G-sport, she leaped on top of me, interlocking our bodies so that she could press her own wet petals against mine. Maybe I had been oblivious because I had been so focussed on her playing with me, but she was also extremely wet, presumably from rubbing herself at the same time as she was working on me

This was a serious breach of the rules of our Emsexual relationship and one that I can assure you will receive an appropriate level of punishment. And, when I say punishment, I really mean torture...

Regardless, I was too far along to fight her off. All I could do was given in and let her have her way with me as she humped the shit out of my wet and sticky cunt. I just had to console myself in the knowledge that I was on the precipice of cumming so it wasn't going to last for long anyway.

Soon enough, white cum was leaking from my entrance and smearing all over hers as she enthusiastically continued to grind her sex against mine. Good thing for her that I was in the midst of enjoying a very pleasant orgasm, which certainly toned down my ongoing outrage at her transgression, at least a little.

I guess it was then her turn to cum. I was too lost feeling cum drunk to really pay attention by that point. More concerned about riding that post-orgasm wave of delirium for as long as possible. 

I can say that I felt her squirt against me, presumably blasted away my creamy cum with her high-pressure clear juices. It's what I've come to expect from her. When she cums, she's light a jet washer with the ways she sprays her squirt everywhere. 

So, that is why I think I can confidently say that she did indeed cum. That, and that she then flopped onto me with a satisfied sigh to enjoy some post-orgasm kisses and snuggling. Which, I have to confess, is my favourite part of having sex with her. I love those tender moments when it feels like the whole of existence has shrunken down to just the two of you sharing the most intimate of moments together.

God damn it... she's made me so fucking gay for her! But. mark my words, she will be punished for her disregard for proper voucher protocol and she will be punished... I'm sorry, I mean tortured for it. No amount of orgasms or gay crushing on her was ever going to be able to spare her from that fate. And, just like you, she'll have to patient wait to find out where, when and how that's going to happen.

Masturbation Challenges Roundup

Just a very quick final roundup of my Masturbation Month Challenges now that the month has come to an end.

Unfortunately, the last few days of the month were pretty hectic for me, which left me with little time to attempt any of the remaining two challenges. The Slow Build bonus challenge, in particular, was never likely to happen as I don't think I had a spare 30 mins to myself at all during those days.

Regardless, that still left me sitting on a very respectable 18/20 for my final score.

Although I really would have liked to get the full house, I set myself a minimum target of getting 15, so I'm not going to be disappointed as I comfortably beat that total. And I've also had a lot of fun with these challenges. Definitely a much more rewarding experience than when I've simply gone for quantity over quality for previous Masturbation Month Challenges.

My main goal this year was to encourage myself to be a little bit adventurous and experimental, maybe trying a few things for the first time. That aspect of it was what I really found most rewarding. Indeed, I now have a subscription to Bloom Stories because I found listening to their erotic audiobooks so arousing and I also have a newfound interest in trying different types of lube to discover whether they can help me achieve different types of stimulation. Just two examples of things that I wouldn't even be thinking about if it weren't for these challenges.

Involving the community was also something I really enjoyed. Although there were a few other ways I would have liked to do that, such as giving people the opportunity to get me off in under 5 mins for the Quickie by controlling one of my toys, I'm still thrilled that so many peeps took part in my polls and helped shape my masturbation experiences. 

Now, I just need to work out for next year's instalment, how to get a few other keen masturbates to join in with whatever challenge I come up with in order to truly get the community involved. Wouldn't it be wonderful to perhaps have little leaderboard with some friendly competition? I think so, any way...

Good Times With Strappies

Hot on the heels of her last sex voucher redemption, Emmy was at it again. Me thinks she has developed a taste of my Laura love and she is hungry for more. After cashing in just once in 5 months, it's now 3 in as many weeks. She better slow down otherwise she'll run out of them soon. There's only so many of my voucher in circulation after all.

On this occasion, she didn't cash in any old voucher. She cashed in one with a very specific naughty flavour to it. One that I've been looking forward to very much. But, when she summoned me to join her on this luxury catamaran, I had no idea of the surprise that she had in store for me.

Yes, she had already disclosed earlier in the day that she would be redeeming her 'Good Time with Strappies' voucher, which, as the name suggests, entitles her to either bring her strappy to fuck me or to let me rail her with mine.

But the surprise twist was the nature of the strappy that she brought with her. As we snuggled on the catamaran's trampoline net, she revealed her surprise when she pulled an ultra-realistic strapless strappy out from under one of the pillows.

If you are unfamiliar with them, the idea is simply. Instead of a harness to strap them in place, one end curves up to hook inside the wearers vagina. In other words, Emmy gets to slip that end inside herself pussy. The other end is then the realistic cock portion. i.e. the part that she planned to fuck me with.

Emmy groaned as she slide her end inside herself and the end of it pressed against her G-spot. I'll admit, knowing how wet she gets, I was sceptical about whether it would stay in place. I could already imagine the frustration of it slipping out mid-fuck, over and over.

So when she instructed me to climb on and ride her, I hesitantly asked whether I needed to ride her in any particular way so that everything would stay in place OK. She reassured me that I should ride her just like I would ride any other cock. Even my confession that I can be rather energetic and enthusiastic when riding dick didn't concern her. 

Having never used one before, either to give or receive, what do I know though. Through this Em-sexual journey of sexual discovery with Emmy s my guide, I trust her vast experience of gayness to lead me down the right path. I trust her totally and without question. So I straddled her and slowly let her fake phallus slide inside me as I gingerly lowered myself all the way down its shafted until my bum was resting on her thighs.

Despite her instance that her strapless strappy could handle it, I started off by just subtly rocking my hips. My intention to gradually gain confidence with the toy before becoming as uninhibited as I would like. All that went out the window though when Emmy sprung a second surprise on me.

With a click of a button, the strappy burst in to life as it began vibrating intensely inside both of me. The unexpected shock of it jolted me into action, grinding my hips back and forth as I humped the cock. With every pump of my hips forward and then relaxation as they moved backwards, the portion inside Emmy would rock back and forth as well, rubbing against her G-spot while buzzing like crazy.

I was loving every second of humping the shit out of her vibrating fake cock but I genuinely underestimated how much it was doing for Emmy as well. Perhaps it wasn't needed but I wanted to do everything I could for her pleasure as well.

From leaning forward to dangle my tits teasingly just out of reach of her greedy lips, I sat upright, and then leaned all the way back. In doing so, I made sure that Emmy's strappy tilted with me, forcing her end to press up against the front of her inner walls, hard against her G-spot. Whatever stimulation it had already been giving her was about to become a whole lot more intense.

For my part, I was no longer humping or grinding. I was full on sliding up and down the hole length of it. Any thought of trying to be careful not to disturb the strappy from being anchored within Emmy had completely evaporated from me mind. We were both lost in wild and care-free fucking.

The more I bounced on Emmy's faux dick, the more it became slick with my cream. I could feel a wonderful orgasm brewing within me. I think Emmy picked up on that and began driving her cock deep inside me. Slamming her thighs against my ass, she plunged her fake pick into me again and again.

As I was teetering on the brink of climax, she cried out that she was cumming. I could feel her thighs trembling under me as she orgasmed. Regardless, she managed to give me the last few deep thrusts that I needed to join her in cumming.

The intensity of the vibrations and the fucking in unison were too much for me as I became overly-sensitive to even the tiniest bit of stimulation. I slid off the end of her dick and slumped onto the trampoline netting.

And then I received yet another surprise that Emmy had planned for me. As the tip of the cream coated cock exited my cunt, Emmy firmly squeezed the fake balls causing a stream of fake cum to arc through the air and splash across my chest and face.

Another couple of quick pumps of fake cum flew across my body as Emmy drained every drop of fake cum from her faux balls. I had literally no idea that she had that in store for me. It was complete unexpected and I'll admit that it excited every bit as much as when a guy unloads his balls on me. 

With all of her cum expended and us both breathless from out energetic fucking, we crawled into a loving embrace to take a moment to recover.

Although I had only orgasmed once, I was feeling incredible satisfied with out little session so I was keen to let Emmy know what a great job she had done I really was absolutely spent in that regard. 

However, I also let her know that I too had brought my strappy along with me. It may be a much more vanilla one than her's - just a traditional strap on that I've used for pegging a few guys in the past - but, if she still had any appetite for getting railed herself, I would be more than happy to take care of that for her. 

She too was content though so that can wait until another day. After all, she does still have one more 'Good Times With Strappies' voucher in her booklet. And, as a little teaser for whenever the day that she redeems that one comes, she already knows that I'll be leaning into my pegging kink by sticking my strap on in her butthole. That's the sort of treat that the biggest butt slut I know deserves to receive as a thank you for broadening my horizons with all these amazing new experiences.