Monday 4 November 2024

Help Me Celebrate By Cumming


I'm obviously quite open about my enjoyment of masturbation so it should come as little surprise to you to hear that I make extensive use of sex toys. All of the Lovense toy reviews should have made that abundantly clear.

And that means that celebrating National Sex Toy Day is an absolute no-brainer for me. But this year, I want all of you to celebrate it with me. How will you do that, you may ask? Well, the answer is very simple. By taking control of my Lovense toys to deliver all of those good vibes that I love so much.

But, before you click any links, let's quickly go over the rules...

Firstly, I've got 3 of my toys charged and ready to go; my Ferri, my Lush 3 and my Dolce. Starting at 9:00am GMT, I'll give you control of the first toy. When the battery in that one dies, I'll move onto the next toy. And I'll keep going until 17:00 GMT or the batteries in all 3 toys are dead.


Now, when you click the link during that period, you'll be give control of the active toy for 5 minutes, so make the most of it and be as creative as possible (hint - 5 mins of constant max vibes is not as stimulating as giving lots of variation so don't get lazy with that slider)

However, if you click the link and your browser says that it is unavailable, that just means that someone is actively controlling it at the time. Simply try again in a few minutes and hopefully it will then be available again.

Oh, and to avoid anyone being greedy and instantly clicking the link again after their control session has ended, there will be a short timeout before the link becomes active again.

So, with all of that out of the way, let's get down to business!

CLICK TO MAKE ME CUM!

Who knows what I might be doing when I get buzzed? Possibly working on my laptop. Maybe doing the laundry. Answering the door the the mailman even! It could get embarrassing if the timing is bad for me, but I look forward to being surprised! That does mean that I won't be chatting in the app during sessions so please don't be offended when I don't respond.

I will be giving updates over on Twitter though, so be sure to follow me there to find out when I cum, swap toys, etc.

Alternatively, if you don't fancy helping me cum again and again today, but would rather give me a different sort of treat to an orgasm, you can help me complete my Lovense toy selection by heading over to my Lovense wishlist and gifting one to me. I think the lube gift on my wishlist is the most realistic and would be greatly appreciated. You can never have too much lube!.

Saturday 2 November 2024

Back in (Red &) Black


So, although I'm always glad to re-establish my signature red and black colours that are closely associated with my TWK brand, it is a bit bitter sweet change because the Think Pink cause is something that I take great pride in representing.

With that in mind, I feel like I could do more to champion breast cancer awareness all year round rather than for just 30 days. For that reason, I've decided that the pink should not go away completely and that I will make a conscious effort to pull on a pink outfit from time to time rather than leaving them stuffed away in t he closet for 11 months.

On top of that, I have to say that I'm rather fond of the pink highlights I dyed into my hair for Pink October so they are here to stay. That means that I'll have a daily reminder to think pink every single time I look in the mirror. Hopefully the sight of my pink tips will also be a catalyst for others to remember this important cause as well. Fingers crossed!


Friday 1 November 2024

Don't stop thinking pink


Pink October is done for another year but let's not forget that the battle for your health and wellbeing is not something that should be limited to just 30 days each year. 

The threat of breast cancer is an on-going challenge we all face so efforts to raise awareness and promote mindfulness about it should be a year-round effort. Continue spreading the message, supporting loved ones, and advocating for research for all 365 days of the year!


Did you know? A supportive message can go a long way. Make time to check in on friends or family members who may be going through treatment.

Did you know? Around 3.8 million breast cancer survivors are living in the US today. Support and resources are available for everyone affected. 

Did you know? Over the past 30 years, breast cancer mortality rates have decreased by 40%, largely due to advances in screening, treatment and self-awareness amongst women. The support of breast cancer awareness initiatives have played a big part in that.

With the thought of leaving a lasting message, I decided to get creative this year and prepare a musical message that can hopeful serve as a strong reminder whenever someone listens to it. 


And perhaps now is the ideal time to tease that more music will be coming from me soon. Perhaps you don't know, but I've already created 3 EPs of tunes that are inspired by life and experiences gained within this community. Releasing those has served as good learning experience ahead of preparing my first real full-length album (or 2... hint hint...)

Admittedly, the rest of what I've created isn't as radio friendly as Think Pink. However, if you like some industrial-flavoured metal and rock, why not check out my older tunes at https://soundcloud.com/laura-twk.

You can also find an alternative version of Think Pink, which is more in line with the usual sort of sound that I'm into. In other words, less pop sounding and a nice bit heavier.

Thursday 31 October 2024

Halloween Bash


Somewhat mixed emotions about the latest community event. 

On one hand, it feels like the organisers listened to some of the feedback from previous events that were very underwhelming. For example, they avoided the miserable failing of the Valentine's Day event by actually hosting the event in a well themed venue that very much had a Halloween feel to it. Similarly, they made sure that there were plenty of photo opportunities for guests to pose and make some memories for themselves to keep.

On the other hand, the layout of the venue made it almost impossible to find anyone, even if you knew they were in attendance. By going for a long but narrow layout, it really congested everyone into a very tight space. The cynic in me says that was a deliberate ploy to make the crowd as dense as possible in an attempt to make it look as impressive as possible. All it ended up doing was, like I already mentioned, make it super hard to find anyone in the crowd and, when you did eventually spot them from across the room, make it an absolute pain in the butt to actually make your way across to rendezvous with them.

Possibly that comes some way towards explaining why I found the first hour and a half that I was at the event to be a pretty miserable time. Because it literally took that long for a single person to even acknowledge my presence there. Not until Jess finally turned up, did I get so much as a greeting! Despite deliberately choosing to sit away from the dancefloor in a slightly more visible location. 

Or maybe people saw me there but none of them had any interest in talking to me. I mean, who am I kidding? Feeling sorry for myself for being all on my lonesome in a room with over 400 people in, is so totally typical of me. In which case, I'm just unfairly projected my own frustrations on to the event. And things did pick up for me as a few of my favourite girls started to trickle in as the crowd grew to over 500 peeps. But, if we are being brutally truthful, that probably speaks volumes about the current state of the community more than anything.

With all of that being said, let me refocus back to the organisation of the event and there is definitely one area in which previous feedback was completely ignored. And that meant they wildly missed the mark, not for the first time. And that's the music. Once again, we got random, generic dance music for a themed event where it should have been a no-brainer to select spooky and sinister tunes. Based on my conversation with other people, I know that I'm far from alone in thinking that too. It really shouldn't be difficult to get something as fundamental to a party as the music right but they consistently seem to prioritise the names of the selected DJs over what they will actually contribute to the event in terms of settings the atmosphere.

The next event has already been announced for in a month's time and will be the annual anniversary event. No themed music required for that one so I guess I'll be able to skip repeating myself for that one but the Christmas Party will be up after that, and if they cannot get the music right for that one, there is literally no hope that they ever will...

Anyway, thinking beyond my own personal experience, which started out pretty negatively but then improved to being a decent night out, the general response from the community seems to have been pretty positive. Like I said at the out said, the organisers certainly addressed some of the past complaints and I think a lot of the guests recognised and were grateful for that.

I should probably also touch on the main thing that everyone surely associates most closely with Halloween and that's the dressing up. Now, I think I'm a bit old-fashioned in that I feel like Halloween costumes should ideally reflect the spooky them of the day. Monsters, creatures of the night, supernatural beings and any other sort of scary characters are what I instinctively think of. I seem to increasingly be an outlier in that regard though as, these days, it is becoming ever more about just simply dressing up as someone or something.

It would be foolish of me to grumble about that as it obviously massively opens up the various options to pick from. Especially if, like me, you're not great at creating your own costumes so need as many options to pick from as possible. To my credit, I actually managed to come up with 4 or 5 costumes to pick from. 

Of course, I left the final choice to the last minute. Mostly because I was a little torn. One of my outfits was, in my humble opinion, absolutely spot on and a great reproduction of the original. However, it was a little too niche and I didn't want to force people to keep asking me who it was. So I went for probably my most basic but also recognisable option. And, funnily enough, it kind of ticked the box for being scary themed because it was my favourite zombie-killing badass babe; the wonderful Ms Jill Valentine from Resident Evil. 

But you probably already figured that out from the pics above, right? Right....?!

For the record, the other choices I produced were Yumeko Jabami from the anime Kakegurui (which was the one I was actually quite proud of), 2B from the video game Nier: Automata, Faye Valentine from Cowboy Bebop and, finally, Kim Possible, which was the first idea I had and one that I was quite keen on but the outfit really didn't turn out to be up to the standard that I had hoped for. I did spot one other person that did go as 2B and her effort was almost identical to the one that I prepared, so I'm glad I didn't pick that one. Perhaps next year though...

And, contrary to my prediction at the Juice Halloween Party, this year didn't become the year that everyone goes as Wednesday Adams. Perrie reprised her role as Wednesday from Juice, albeit in a slightly different version of her costume, and they only other one that I actually remember spotting was Emmy. Then comically, we all ended hanging out in a little group together.

To be fair, there probably other Wednesday's there. In fact, I would wager there were. They were simply lost in the crowd that was crammed into a space that was much too small for that many people. Along with all the other great costumes that I undoubtedly didn't get to see. Actually, as I write this, I remember seeing another pair of Wednesday there. Strange how they seemed to keep coming in twos!

But do you know who wasn't dressed up at all? Mr Party Animal himself, Gizmo. Or maybe, in his eyes, not wearing his customary beanie hat is considered dressing up by him. I mean, Lisa's cow outfit (at least I hope that's what it was) wasn't the biggest effort that I've ever seen, there was some token effort there. But zilch, nadda, none...from good old Giz. Disappointing...

Someone please get him an outfit for next year!


Sunday 27 October 2024

Monster's Ball


Although I knew it was going to be a Halloween themed edition of The Masquerade Ball this weekend, I really wasn't expecting it to be full on fancy dress. I figured it would be smartly dressed monsters and creatures of the night. A monster's ball, if you will. 

How wrong I was... I looked totally out of place in my pretty pink frock! I should have known the moment that I stepped through The Library's doorway and was transported to a mystical forest grove. By that point, there was no turning back. But, at least I had the blessing of darkness to help disguise my massive error in judgement!

Regardless of my faux pas, I endeavoured to make the best of an awkward situation by seductively dancing my heart out. I was just a little sad that I was dancing all on my lonesome.